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Do you find yourself not being able to escape the demons in your closet at exactly 2:57AM every Thursday? Or getting jumped by the very evil senor rivera(jk)? Well with 1897 easy payments you can get yourself an adrenal gland for $9742.17!!!!:

The adrenal gland is located above your kidneys

The adrenal gland has THREE EASY SETTINGS!!

If you order within 5 minutes you get the deluxe package with cortisol!!! Cortisol helps with:

Satisfied Customer Reviews!!!

Please consult your doctor on how your alive before you get your adrenal gland

side effects include: stress, lack of sleep, not locking in, pain, uh stress and angy!!!!

we are not responsible for any deaths or sudden dissapearences of past customers

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